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Tell us who it's for. We'll write something they'll screenshot and send to everyone they know. Roasts or hype — you pick.

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Make your card

3 questions. That's it.

Fill in the blanks and we'll craft something unforgettable.

Step 1

Roast or Hype?

Step 2

Pick the vibe

Step 3

Tell us about them

Their first name

Their relationship to you

One thing they're known for (quirk, hobby, habit, job)

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How it works

Funny on demand,
every time.

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Tell us 3 things

Name, relationship, and one quirk. That's all the AI needs to write something that sounds personal.

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AI writes in 10 seconds

Brutally funny or embarrassingly lavish — AI crafts a personalized card on the spot.

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Share anywhere

Copy the text, screenshot the card, drop it in a group chat, DM, or email.

Sample cards

You'll actually want
to send these.

For Jake 🎂

"Happy Birthday to someone who has mastered the art of showing up to everything exactly 15 minutes late, confidently, like you planned it that way. Time is a construct — but your friends' patience has an expiry date."

🔥 Birthday Roast

For Sarah 👑

"To the woman who held together an entire department with Post-it notes and sheer willpower — your promotion was not a surprise to anyone except the people who gave it to you."

✨ Work Hype

For Mom ❤️

"You didn't just raise a child — you raised an entire personality, complete with opinions, bad jokes inherited from you, and the audacity to think they can cook."

✨ Family Hype

For Derek 💼

"Congrats on five years at the company. Five years of confidently mispronouncing 'quinoa' at every team lunch, and somehow still being trusted with the coffee order."

🔥 Work Roast

Perfect for

Any occasion,
any person.

🎂 Birthdays

🎉 Retirements

💼 Work milestones

💍 Engagements

🎓 Graduations

👶 New babies

🏠 Housewarmings

💔 Break-ups (cathartic)

✈️ Going-away parties

😂 Just because

Questions

Everything you need to know

Is every card unique?

Yes. The AI generates an original card every time based on your specific details — no two cards are the same.

Can I regenerate if I don't like it?

You can re-enter your details and generate again. Each generation is $2.99 — but most people love the first result.

Are roasts actually mean?

Never mean, always funny. The AI writes affectionate roasts — sharp and witty, never cruel.

What format does the card come in?

You get the text on screen immediately — copy it, screenshot it, or share the link. No download required.

Is my payment secure?

All payments are processed by Stripe — the same infrastructure used by Amazon, Google, and millions of businesses. We never see your card number.